Onto day 2!
Kes and I did our own things in the morning. So I headed off to Grand Central Station to meet up with a group that does free tours of the station and surrounding buildings. Except I managed to miss them. I stopped into a Starbucks to reevaluate my plans and steal their internet. Turns out there is a really inexpensive self guided tour you can do so I headed back to the station to do that. As I was headed back I ran into what I think may have been the original tour group but I was afraid it was some paid tour and I'd get in trouble for just joining in partway through. Anyhow, got myself set up with a map and tour gadget (and some really cool headphones. I couldn't hear the thing talking to me just through the speaker it had so I went back to the chap at the desk and he gave me some really attractive old school earmuff type headphones. No inconspicuous touristy stuff for me!). It was really neat and I learned a bunch. Heh, that I have since forgotten much of - I should have taken notes or something...

This is the big clock outside. The circle holding the six is actually a window that can be opened (aka, it is waay bigger than it looks. It's super high up!)
Overall it's huge and super swanky looking. And a ton of hallways that branch off the main space which all basically look the same.
The ceiling in the main concourse is painted to be like the sky with all the constellations on it. Apparently they are backwards to what you'd actually see if you were looking up. This was a mistake but when it came to light they made up some story about how it's supposed to be from gods perspective or something. There are also oak leaves built into lots of spots - the oak leaf was really important to the Vanderbilt family, who were highly influential and involved in the building (funding?) of Grand Central Station.
This clock is in one of the hallways leading to the main concourse. Apparently standard time was invented here and they are very proud of that fact so this is to represent that. I don't remember all the details but something about how all the trains etc. used to come through Grand Central Station and it was developed to have some way to organize all the trains from different places.
Kes and I met up afterward and I insisted we try out one of the cool tidbits I learned about. There is this one hallway called "the whispering room" that has a fancy tiled ceiling and if you and a friend go into diagonal corners, stand face in and talk, you can hear the other person as if they were right beside you. It's SO cool!! And we spent enough time there that I think the security guards (they were everywhere!!) were starting to get suspicious.
The whispering room.
Then we trekked out to FAO Schwarz to see (and play on, obviously!) their giant floor piano. On our way we realized we were definitely in the swanky part of town.
This picture cracks me up because I went to take it to send to David and it by complete coincidence, the limo passed by as I was taking it. But it's just so fitting!
As we were walking along we spied THE Tiffany's store so we decided we needed to go in and peer. Ha, SO much security. Every door had two security people, there were two elevators each staffed with two security guards. We looked around a bit and then got the genius idea that we should see if we could learn what the single most expensive item in the store was. This involved a lot of assessing employees to find the one that looked the nicest and working up the nerve to ask. I'm stupidly proud of myself for getting the nerve to actually ask. Not sure our employee of choice was terribly impressed but whatever. It's not like I'll ever be an actual customer. He pointed us to a case with a $3 million necklace. No big deal. We snuck a picture of it. I'm not actually convinced photos were prohibited but who knows. Anyway, I sent it off to David and he said that they probably had more expensive stuff on the upper floors but they are viewed by appointment only. Anyway, $3 million is ridiculous enough for me!

And on to FAO Schwarz! It was enormous and crammed full of stuff. But we were on a mission to find this piano. And find it we did!
They let you on to play it in groups. So Kes and I ended up with a couple of kids (though there were actually two men who were in line behind us so we weren't the only ridiculous adults playing on it!). It was lots of fun! No pictures of us - you didn't have to pay to play on it but they did take a picture of you beforehand and tried to peddle it to you afterward. I can' remember how much it was. Maybe twenty or thirty dollars? Nothanks.
We scoped it out a bit more and came across grumpy cat stuffies and these super creepy realistic looking dolls. Also, plenty of insanely expensive things for a toy store.
But we didn't stay too long because there were more things to do! We headed out and on to MoMA! It was free entry Friday night, which was a good thing because we learned that neither of us are particularly big fans of modern art. However we started having fun when we went on a mission to find the most ridiculous pieces of art. Some choice selections:
I kid you not, this is white canvas on a white wall.
Vanna Whiteing for a lovely specimen. I believe this was a wooden beam painted red and stuck on the wall.
And my personal favourite. There was nothing on the wall other than the text. The art was the implication of the pit in the wall.
There was a room of Monet though, which I do like so we'll leave it on that positive note!